IDENTITY CORRECTION [and] GETTING BOULDERISED

IDENTITY CORRECTION

Your lead editor first became of the Yes Men a few years ago, after reading of some of their interesting, and important performances.

What are the Yes Men? A band of merry hipsters, hundreds in number, of indeterminate gender, who go around posing as different important figures in large corporations or supporting government agencies. They do some of these performances at large conferences, and present factual, yet completely contrary and/or outrageously outspoken information to what the real figures would present. Highlighting corporate excesses, hypocrisy, and the destructiveness of our unregulated capitalist system, which if left unchecked, will poison the planet and bring catastrophic environmental changes.
http://theyesmen.org/

In their words, they perform:

Identity Correction

Impersonating big-time criminals in order to publicly humiliate them. Targets are leaders and big corporations who put profits ahead of everything else.

and:

The Yes Men agree their way into the fortified compounds of commerce, ask questions, and then smuggle out the stories of their hijinks to provide a public glimpse at the behind-the-scenes world of business. In other words, the Yes Men are team players... but they play for the opposing team.


http://akprogressive.blogspot.com/2009/09/entering-circle-shamanic-thoughts-and.html

We first alerted you to one of their hijinks in our 9/20/09 article, "Shamanic Thoughts [and] We're Screwed!" Whereby they and a group of collaborating activists created a fictional New York Post, describing a real official N.Y. City report on the effects global warming would have upon it. They then printed HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of copies, and distributed them in NYC! It caused quite a stir, since most people initially thought they were the real New York Post's for that day. Quite a service, of time and money, to put information out that our corporate media suppresses. A.P.R. applauds their devotion to performing this important public service. And we'd like to describe a few of their other performances, which can be found here:
http://theyesmen.org/hijinks

This one is, we think, the most outrageous, funny, but also, downright creepy, from 2007:
http://theyesmen.org/hijinks/vivoleum

Here is what went down:

Exxon's Climate-Victim Candles
Overview
Impostors posing as ExxonMobil and National Petroleum Council (NPC) representatives delivered an outrageous keynote speech to 300 oilmen at GO-EXPO, Canada's largest oil conference, held at Stampede Park in Calgary, Alberta, today.

The speech was billed beforehand by the GO-EXPO organizers as the major highlight of this year's conference, which had 20,000 attendees. In it, the "NPC rep" was expected to deliver the long-awaited conclusions of a study commissioned by US Energy Secretary Samuel Bodman. The NPC is headed by former ExxonMobil CEO Lee Raymond, who is also the chair of the study.

In the actual speech, the "NPC rep" announced that current U.S. and Canadian energy policies (notably the massive, carbon-intensive exploitation of Alberta's oil sands, and the development of liquid coal) are increasing the chances of huge global calamities. But he reassured the audience that in the worst case scenario, the oil industry could "keep fuel flowing" by transforming the billions of people who die into oil.

"We need something like whales, but infinitely more abundant," said "NPC rep" "Shepard Wolff" (actually Andy Bichlbaum of the Yes Men), before describing the technology used to render human flesh into a new Exxon oil product called Vivoleum. 3-D animations of the process brought it to life.

"Vivoleum works in perfect synergy with the continued expansion of fossil fuel production," noted "Exxon rep" "Florian Osenberg" (Yes Man Mike Bonanno). "With more fossil fuels comes a greater chance of disaster, but that means more feedstock for Vivoleum. Fuel will continue to flow for those of us left."

The oilmen listened to the lecture with attention, and then lit "commemorative candles" supposedly made of Vivoleum obtained from the flesh of an "Exxon janitor" who died as a result of cleaning up a toxic spill. The audience only reacted when the janitor, in a video tribute, announced that he wished to be transformed into candles after his death, and all became crystal-clear.

At that point, Simon Mellor, Commercial & Business Development Director for the company putting on the event, strode up and physically forced the Yes Men from the stage. As Mellor escorted Bonanno out the door, a dozen journalists surrounded Bichlbaum, who, still in character as "Shepard Wolff," explained to them the rationale for Vivoleum.

"We've got to get ready. After all, fossil fuel development like that of my company is increasing the chances of catastrophic climate change, which could lead to massive calamities, causing migration and conflicts that would likely disable the pipelines and oil wells. Without oil we could no longer produce or transport food, and most of humanity would starve. That would be a tragedy, but at least all those bodies could be turned into fuel for the rest of us."

"We're not talking about killing anyone," added the "NPC rep." "We're talking about using them after nature has done the hard work. After all, 150,000 people already die from climate-change related effects every year. That's only going to go up - maybe way, way up. Will it all go to waste? That would be cruel."

Security guards then dragged Bichlbaum away from the reporters, and he and Bonanno were detained until Calgary Police Service officers could arrive. The policemen, determining that no major infractions had been committed, permitted the Yes Men to leave.

Canada's oil sands, along with "liquid coal," are keystones of Bush's Energy Security plan. Mining the oil sands is one of the dirtiest forms of oil production and has turned Canada into one of the world's worst carbon emitters. The production of "liquid coal" has twice the carbon footprint as that of ordinary gasoline. Such technologies increase the likelihood of massive climate catastrophes that will condemn to death untold millions of people, mainly poor.

"If our idea of energy security is to increase the chances of climate calamity, we have a very funny sense of what security really is," Bonanno said. "While ExxonMobil continues to post record profits, they use their money to persuade governments to do nothing about climate change. This is a crime against humanity."

"Putting the former Exxon CEO in charge of the NPC, and soliciting his advice on our energy future, is like putting the wolf in charge of the flock," said "Shepard Wolff" (Bichlbaum). "Exxon has done more damage to the environment and to our chances of survival than any other company on earth. Why should we let them determine our future?"

Amazing, and inspiring! Then there was this one, where they posed as Halliburton officials at a "Catastrophic Loss" conference in Florida, in 2006 :

Halliburton solves global warming!
Overview

SurvivaBalls save managers from abrupt climate change
An advanced new technology will keep corporate managers safe even when climate change makes life as we know it impossible.

"The SurvivaBall is designed to protect the corporate manager no matter what Mother Nature throws his or her way," said Fred Wolf, a Halliburton representative who spoke today at the Catastrophic Loss conference held at the Ritz-Carlton hotel in Amelia Island, Florida. "This technology is the only rational response to abrupt climate change," he said to an attentive and appreciative audience.

Most scientists believe global warming is certain to cause an accelerating onslaught of hurricanes, floods, droughts, tornadoes, etc. and that a world-destroying disaster is increasingly possible. For example, Arctic melt has slowed the Gulf Stream by 30% in just the last decade; if the Gulf Stream stops, Europe will suddenly become just as cold as Alaska. Global heat and flooding events are also increasingly possible.

In order to head off such catastrophic scenarios, scientists agree we must reduce our carbon emissions by 70% within the next few years. Doing that would seriously undermine corporate profits, however, and so a more forward-thinking solution is needed.

At today's conference, Wolf and a colleague demonstrated three SurvivaBall mockups, and described how the units will sustainably protect managers from natural or cultural disturbances of any intensity or duration. The devices - looking like huge inflatable orbs - will include sophisticated communications systems, nutrient gathering capacities, on-board medical facilities, and a daunting defense infrastructure to ensure that the corporate mission will not go unfulfilled even when most human life is rendered impossible by catastrophes or the consequent epidemics and armed conflicts.

"It's essentially a gated community for one," said Wolf.

Dr. Northrop Goody, the head of Halliburton's Emergency Products Development Unit, showed diagrams and videos describing the SurvivaBall's many features. "Much as amoebas link up into slime molds when threatened, SurvivaBalls also fulfill a community function. After all, people need people," noted Goody as he showed an artist's rendition of numerous SurvivaBalls linking up to form a managerial aggregate with functional differentiation, metaphorically dancing through the streets of Houston, Texas.

The conference attendees peppered the duo with questions. One asked how the device would fare against terrorism, another whether the array of embedded technologies might make the unit too cumbersome; a third brought up the issue of the unit's cost feasibility. Wolf and Goody assured the audience that these problems and others were being addressed.

"The SurvivaBall builds on Halliburton's reputation as a disaster and conflict industry innovator," said Wolf. "Just as the Black Plague led to the Renaissance and the Great Deluge gave Noah a monopoly of the animals, so tomorrow's catastrophes could well lead to good - and industry must be ready to seize that good."

Goody also noted that Jean-Michel Cousteau's Ocean Futures Society was set to employ the SurvivaBall as part of its Corporate Sustenance (R) program. Another of Cousteau's CSR programs involves accepting a generous sponsorship from the Dow Chemical Corporation.

Their latest escapade is getting them in some hot water, specifically, a lawsuit against them filed by the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, because of:
http://www.commondreams.org/video/2009/10/20-0

The Yes Men Pull Off Prank Claiming US Chamber of Commerce Had Changed Its Stance on Climate Change

The business community got a shock on Monday when its leading advocacy group appeared to make a startling announcement. A statement purporting to come from the Chamber of Commerce said the group had dropped its opposition to congressional climate change legislation and would now even support taxing carbon emissions. The news wires quickly picked up the story, and within minutes it was being reported on the websites of outlets including the New York Times and Washington Post. It also made its way onto cable news, including the Fox Business Network. It was all a prank pulled off by the Yes Men.

We here at A.P.R. are inspired and captivated by these activists, using creativity, and real, factual information, to shine a light on hypocrisy and publicise important issues. They have a movie out, which we have not seen yet (it probably won't show in Fairbanks...), but will at our first opportunity. http://theyesmenfixtheworld.com/

Visit their web-site, http://theyesmen.org/, see the movie if you can, and join us in encouraging and supporting their highly important activities!

GETTING BOULDERISED

A few months ago, I was asked if I wanted to attend a winter weather forecasting workshop in Boulder, Colorado, put on by the Meteorological Services, Canada, in conjunction with our NOAA/National Weather Service. I was initially not enthusiastic, as it meant I would only have five days back at the Chena Ridge Research Centre with Mattie and Homer, after returning from my California/Florida trip.

However, once I got there, I was in for a treat. Boulder is probably the original "latte town", home to the large, University of Colorado, main campus. This is a disparaging term some conservatives use for progressive, public-university dominated cities like Boulder, CO, Missoula, MT, Berkeley, CA, Eugene, OR, Athens, GA, Burlington VT, and many others. Because they try and polarise the more blue-collar types outside of them in their states, to make them think the people of these college-towns are selfish and elitist. When it is just the opposite.

"Latte Towns" all share these characteristics: A large public university is located immediately in or closely adjacent to a small city. The large body of educated people associated with it who live, study, and continue living in it after graduating (if they can find jobs!) shifts the prevailing culture so that they become more progressive, sustainable communities. Focusing local activism on environmental, and socio-economic/political issues. This also leads to large diversity in cultural activities, concerts, art galleries, funky, interesting multi-ethnic restaurants, and a stronger sense of community. Unfortunately, Fairbanks doesn't qualify as one, because our University of Alaska campus is on it's outskirts, and so it's influence is limited on the prevailing military/oil industry/tourism culture here. North Dallas we like to call it sometimes, alas.

It's always refreshing then to take a break from taking a stand for peace/justice in Fairbanks, and spend time in a place were we feel culturally at ease and supported. I still feel that Missoula, MT is the place I felt culturally most at home with. As it is a hotbed of environmental and political activism, with enough wilderness and outdoor activities available close at hand, for quick refuge from the stresses of modern living. My years there in 1990-98 are what really helped expand my social conscience, meeting so many concerned, and active people engaged in meaningful activities to promote peace and justice.

The biggest drawback to living in, or wanting to live in a "latte town" is this: Because they are special, sustainable, and progressive, with a strong sense of community, more and more people want to live there. This drives up prices, leads to rapid growth, and a very tight job market. Which is why I had to leave Missoula, in 1998. While living in Missoula, around 1992-93, it became apparent that this was happening there. I used to tell people then, "Oh God, Missoula is going to become Boulderised!".

And it did, by 1996, the large beautiful Victorian houses on the sugar-maple lined streets near the Univ. of Montana were selling for 600K. In 1990, when I first arrived, one could be had for 80K! And the population had almost doubled there between 1990 and 2000.

I remembered this when I arrived in Boulder, thinking it would be just a massively crowded and incredibly expensive place. I was pleasantly surprised. It still is three times larger than Missoula, almost as large as Anchorage, with a population close to 200,000. And it has heavy traffic, and numerous noisy freeway-like expressways. However, it became expensive in those idyllic Mork and Mindy days of the late 1970s-early 1980s, so much of the development was done with some forethought. Instead of single-family homes on large lots, much of it was in the form of condos and townhomes, linked by bike trails. So I could run to different areas of the city, even up to the foothills, without having to be on the busy streets for very long. And, needless to say, there were multitudes of good restaurants, brew-pubs, and interesting ethnic stores in the downtown area.


There is a beautiful park on the southwest portion of town, up against the base of the Rocky Mountains, called Chautaqua Park. Containing many KM of trails which can take you from the base at 1900 metres, all the way up to 3000 metres or so, into the forested mountains. Anomalously warm weather greeted us all on our first day there (imagine that!), sunday 10/18, with temperatures near 30C, about 8C above average.

It gradually cooled off after that, and after the first week our our workshop, I had to get on those trails! On that sat., the 24th, I did a nice 30 KM semi-fast pack where I had this picture taken. Running about 12-14 KM on the flats and downhills, and walking the steeper uphills, due to the altitude. It was fairly warm still though, 18-20C, except at the very end of the day, when an upper-trough came through, and westerly winds of 120-140 KPH came roaring through, and I thought I'd meet my end from flying tree limbs.

Sunday the 25th though dawned calmer, but cooler. I decided I had to see Rocky Mountain NP. http://www.nps.gov/romo/index.htm

From lush valleys to craggy peaks

This living showcase of the grandeur of the Rocky Mountains, with elevations ranging from 8,000 feet in the wet, grassy valleys to 14,259 feet at the weather-ravaged top of Longs Peak, provides visitors with opportunities for countless breathtaking experiences and adventures.

I had to go through Estes Park first, to get there, a large town at it's base, with apparently very rapid growth, judging by all the newer condos/townhouses I saw there. I drove in to the Storm Pass Trailhead on the Bear Lake Road (trailhead elevation 3000 metres!), and hiked about 8 km in to Emerald Lake, here to the left, at 3500 metres! An amazingly beautiful spot, the equal of anything we have here in Alaska! It was cold and windy here, about -5C with a stiff 40 kph west wind. The sun would come out between snow showers and light up the crags briefly. Had to be fast with the camera!


Leaving the park late in the afternoon, I drove south on beautiful CO Highways 7 and 72 through Meeker Park, Nederland, and Coal Creek Canyon, at elevations of 2500-3000 metres, returning to Boulder at 5 pm in the evening. There had been a little bit of snow that day, and I had to get in some more trail time there at Chatauqua Park. This is looking back north over Boulder, with the front range of the Rockies to the West. Man, it would sure be something to live in one of those nice old houses, a few blocks from this park!


One of the main draws to the trails around Chautaqua is that they provide access to the Flatirons, these large, imposing rocks rising 100-200 metres vertically. Rock-climbing and hiking around them are highly sought-after. They were always beautiful in the different lighting, at different times of the day. I just spent another 90 min. or so racing around those trails that sunday, getting in some last-minute pictures, before darkness set in.





The highlight of my time there, beside learning very useful and important information about winter weather forecasting, and meeting and interacting with the Canadians, was our big snow storm from 10/27 to 10/29. We all saw it coming in the numerical forecast models for several days before-hand, in class, and it was the topic of much debate. We had a snow-forecast contest. Of all the students, my forecast of 51 cm for the event was closest. But we received 60 cm! Here is right outside our building that the conference is in, thu. morning 10/29 as the snow was starting to wind down. Beautiful, and refreshing. Temperatures started out near freezing intitially on the evening of 10/27, and the snow was heavy and slushy. But by mid-day of wed. 10/28, it was -2 to -3C, and the snow was a nice light powder, with a 14:1 snow to liquid ratio.

My classmate Charles Creese, from Trenton, Ontario, and I knew we had to make the most of this. We rented nordic waxless classic skis that wed., and after class that day had a beautiful night ski around the trails in Chautaqua Park in 45 cm of powder. The next day, thu., after class, there was 15 cm more, and we hit the trail a little earlier, around 1730, when there was more daylight, and got some great pictures in:














All that heavy wet snow, followed by the powder, was caked on to those huge Flatiron rocks, and was draped over the Ponderosa Pines and Douglas Fir. Some of them had torn limbs from the heavy weight of all that snow.

'We skied in just about 8 km on the Mesa Trail, then took off our skis and walked a little further up a steep rocky section, where we found some great evening photo-ops, around 1815. It was getting dark then by 1830, so we had to act fast.

The dim lighting and heavy snow was really interesting on those rocks, as well as the heavily-loaded trees.


Almost surreal-looking, to be sure. Those rocks are 200 metres high. A northerly light breeze at times caused a few avalanches off the trees, one of these was really powerful. The wind gust coming from it (it was about 20 metres away from us, thank god!) was quite strong. Good thing it didn't come down on us, it would have been painful.

While we were there, a manic-looking lad of about 20 or so came down the trail. He had seen a mountain lion a kilometre back, and they stared each other down, about 15 metres apart! Fortunately, the lion retreated, they rarely attack adults. If one appears imminent, the suggestion is to make yourself look as large as possible by extending your arms and jumping up and down. But our Univ. of Colorado student didn't have to do that.

All in all, visiting Boulder, CO and all it's "Latte Town" amenities was highly refreshing, and that area of Colorado, which I had never before seen, is now one that I look forward to returning to. As well, our friends Matt Klick and Lalida Crawford had just moved to Denver last summer, and I got to visit them in their beautiful, interesting, funky, Berkely neighborhood on the northwest side of the city. It's mix of nice older homes and good restaurants in close proximity reminded me favourably of West Seattle, or parts of Southeast Portland. Good stuff!